How to be totally miserable

1. Complain about everything!

2. Play video games and watch t.v everyday

3. Follow all of the rules

4. Go to school without any tardies or absences ALL year
5. Take all of the hardest classes you can

6. Be what other people want you to be
7. Have lots of friends that you never talk to outside of school
8. Be home on time and go to bed early
9. Never go on any dates
10. Never put yourself in awkward situations
11. Don't break stuff when you get mad

12. Keep track of the days
13. Only listen to Tab Choir
14. Never take a side
15. Never sneak out